For the whole family! It's only Barney Rook, the silver survivalist king living at the edge of Hell in a 6-bedroom crumble-down all by himself. And like 18 giant horseshoe crabs that are PISSED. He shoots them from his rooftop. But sometimes they get to be too much and that's where he needs your help. He's so thankful that he gives you his girlfriend - a ten named Reba II that deals extra to shellfish and bugs. Considering his situation, he's saying you're basically the kid he never had, by giving this to you.
A great shitter for a great man. Barney only has himself to worry about so he's not rationing water. Now, it's not visible in this frame, but he does have a caution cone set up. Can't be too careful when you're elderly, the slip and fall could be what does you in and wouldn't that be embarrassing? Barney doesn't have a soap dish, because that's for sissies. I also think he might be left-handed given the a handle welded on the medicine cabinet, and I respect that. I'm also pretty sure that sink is flipping us off. I'm not a super fan of that broken bulb over the sink, but I think that's just Barney's way of saying he doesn't need to see his reflection to know he's beautiful.
