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Athena Tower shitter!

I'm not trying to uggo-shame. But the Athena Tower is supposed to be a high-class place where everybody wants to live, and we've got brass trimmings. It's cheap, though shiny! Which is often the only selling point the average consumer needs.

The mirror is not usable, though it is chic, which will usually pass the 5-second Zillow visual test. Why the long shower hose? I feel like that's kind of an accessibility hazard. The tiles look to be acrylic. The wall panels seem laminate, and the walls themselves look like they're from maybe an airplane? To be clear, this is not the fault of the shitter, it's absolutely the landlord's fault (always is). Let's get the rent to reflect the reality here.

The worst part of all this is the toilet paper. Just put it on the thing, dude. If this is you, and you just plonk the tp on the spindle like a fucking entitled slob, then maybe you should take a moment and just think about yourself and your values.

The shitter itself is gorg, nothing wrong with it of course. It fits the space, and honestly, I think any of us would be delighted to make use of it. Just be careful you don't crack your head on that lighted iron ring on your way back up from the "use of it" position.